(via hallucinati0ngenerati0n)
(Source: never-estimate, via hallucinati0ngenerati0n)
- Me: Knock, knock.
- Other: Who's there?
- Me: Interrupting Obama.
- Other: Interrupting Oba-
- Me: SOCIALISM.
(Source: icanread, via shatteredxglass)
Dude
Ashley’s my girlfriend. Feels fucking GREAT.
(Source: whitegirlweave, via hallucinati0ngenerati0n)
(Source: daily-romione, via katelerner)
Canadians, as portrayed by Japanese textbooks.
(via aerialawakening)
80 years from now;
- Me: //falls//
- Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
- Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
- Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
- Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
- Granddaughter: GRANDMA!
- Me: YOLO
